I was going to write a perfectly elegant introduction... then I thought: where's the fun in behaving already? Here's what you should know about me: my face gives away every thought, I laugh when I'm supposed to be mysterious, and I will absolutely remember that cheeky thing you said five minutes ago. I have a little game for us. You choose a question, I choose how honest to be. Then we swap. Fair? Probably. Innocent? We'll see. You don't need a perfect opening line. Tell me your most harmless bad habit, defend your terrible taste in music, or guess what makes me smile. I love a man who can laugh at himself and still catch me off guard. One warning: if we get along, I'll probably give you a nickname. You may appeal the decision, but I make no promises. So... what should I call you for now?