You may arrive believing you know what you want, but I have a habit of questioning that assumption. I will test your composure, challenge your expectations, and pay very close attention to how you behave when things stop going according to your plan. If you need someone who will simply give you what you ask for, I am probably not the woman you're looking for. If, however, you are drawn to a woman who expects respect, recognizes weakness, rewards obedience, and enjoys keeping you just uncertain enough to wonder what she will do next, you may have found exactly the kind of trouble you were looking for.